Everybody's got a price. Everyone's gonna pay.

MGD 2, the others 9. Yeah, the less said about that the better.

Maine A Mania draws closer and i'm jazzed. Drunken nights, hangover mornings, Gary the Animal, sports talk. Collegeboy, Don Cornstein and Allure's own shining star Eric Constein. Apparently we are going to jam 15 people into a 4 bedroom house, which means i get the floor. Can't wait.

QVC and TGI Fridays have ravaged my body. Every ache and pull has intensified. I feel 90 years old.