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This blog is no longer active. It's pretty much just a bunch of drunken idiocy mixed with senseless ramblings. A more refined blog can be viewed at riraho.blogspot.com.

Monday, February 16, 2004

Or would you like to swing on a star, Carry moonbeams home in a jar, And be better off than you are, Or would you rather be a pig?

Whew...finally put the finishing touches on that 10 page paper tonight..just have to type it from the notebook paper.

Boring day again...just sat around...worked on the paper, and watched tv. Dammit, the week is starting again. It sure sucks to drudge thru every week to make it to the weekend. Not a way to go thru life.

Boy do the Pittsburgh Penguins really suck or what?

I'd like to point out that Dan Constein is a honkey, and he and his brothers owe me about $1,000,000 and if i dont get some respect soon, it's coming out of their hides.

Before I go, I found this song that i remember my dad telling me about when i was young:

Swinging on a Star
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a mule?

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny but his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
You may grow up to be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be a fish?

A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
He can't write his name or read a book
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on a star

..good stuff.

Current TV: Seinfeld, the one with Kramerica Industries.
Current School Work: Read three books by Thursday.

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